Eliza stood in a haphazardly made training room. It was, in essence, a storage room with all the storage pushed to the side, allowing for a really small gun range. On the wall, she placed two targets, the visage of a human man with several ranges tranced along it denoting different points for each shot. The head was worth: "All the Points."
Eliza had set this up in a short amount of time, two particular students in mind as she did so. They'd already been in the field and if she knew the Captain, they'd be called upon again for more work. Useful people were relied on, that's how it worked. And thanks to the Captain, she'd made it so they had to show up at the appointed time.
Shes stood in the center of the room, at attention, a dark half cape over one shoulder and her sidearms visible. Music was bumping, the sounds of aggressive synthetic metal confined to the storage room.
Maksim walked past the room before doing a double-take and slowly walking back to the doorway. This was...not what he had in mind for a gun range, but he applauded the effort. He coughed a few times, having just gotten back from his smoke break, and waved at Eliza, who looked just as intimidating as ever with the music in the background.
"Ah, sorry, I wasn't sure if this was the place to meet. Hello, Capta-I mean, Eliza."
"Welcome Makky," Eliza said with a smirk. "Stand in front of a crate," she said, gesturing to the two crates a few yards from the wall with the targets, "and get used to the feel of the gun. It's not loaded, because I can't trust y'all yet. Fucken nerd."
"Oh, uh, I actually do know how to use a gun," Maksim said. "Not as well as a soldier, but I did a bit of mandatory training a few years ago." He shuffled over to one of the crates.
Benjamin could hear the music from down the corridor as he emerged from his quarters. He had been unsure of what to wear, and so had opted for a pair of cargo trousers and a hand-knitted grey jumper that seemed to be riddled with holes. There was also a few cat hairs apparent on the jumper that Benjamin had not seemed to notice.
The Dutch-heritage man cleared his throat and bounced on the balls of his feet once or twice. "I uh... I shot a... b-bird. Once," he nodded, adding his experience with guns to Maksim's admission that he had undergone some form of basic firearms training. "O-oh... and the uh... m-m-military training... s-stuff. B-B-But that was... uh... only a... d-day."
Maksim smiled at Benjamin as he entered the room, but he was a bit perplexed at what the German wore. Maksim himself had gone with his regular workout clothes, assuming that Eliza would make them work hard.
"A single day?" Eliza scoffed, walking towards the two hapless nerds. She stood before them, narrowed eyes staring at the two of them with a striking severeness. "A single day to learn to protect yourself, Benny? As least the Ruskies train their nerds right, if only to feed them to the ice monsters!" She paced around them, still watching them as she stepped, sure of her footing.
"When I was young, my Uncle handed me a sidearm and asked me to watch his back while he hunted. We stalked a creature for a dozen yards, and he killed it with his own weapon. The sound brought upon us a swarm of mosquitos, but oh Earth bois, sweet naive Earth bois, these mosquitos were the size of small dogs. And I fought tooth and nail that day to survive. My Uncle said I was a damn good warrior." she stood directly in front of Benjamin now, looking down at him. "Good news, Earthling, I'm gonna turn you into a warrior."
She moved behind them now, pointing to the crates before them. "Put on the ear muffs, so all you can hear is my sweet sultry voice and not the eardrum splattering sound of good old American firearms. NOW." She commanded.
Maksim was about to make a remark about how he was from Kitezh, not Earth, but he put that aside and threw on the ear muffs as soon as she barked the order.
"That uh... s-sounds in... uh... intense," Benjamin stammered. Perhaps Elizabeth had some unresolved trauma from this incident. Yes, that seemed likely. Perhaps she needed therapy. Benjamin mulled over these options before fitting the ear muffs to his head and goofily affording Maksim and Elizabeth a thumbs up. "I am uh... muffed... up," Benjamin said, freaking out a little at his muffled voice. It felt like the one time he had gotten glue ear from swimming too much. That had hurt a lot.
"It was awesome," came the voice of Eliza. She had put on a headset herself, speaking into the microphone so they could hear the dulcet tones of their newest drill instructor. "It was so awesome, I dedicated my life to keeping me and my others safe. My life is to keep y'all safe, and this is step one, evetnually making sure I don't have to babysit you for 24 seven."
She was standing behind them, one hand on a shoulder each. "The spiders might not be evil right now, but you know what this means? The deck is stacked against us. Aos Si, the elves. They might be hot, but they're also faster and stronger than the average human. The fucking Bio-furries? Daqin? They swap body parts for fun and they think you're inferior. Just in general. The Chongwu? I know a few, nice people, once they're free of their masters bidding. I once saw a woman get her damn organs eaten, in the middle of combat, by a big ass dog dude."
The hands on their shoulders tightened, as she continued, "Now, we got big ass spiders. I seen a little girl, freshly freed from the worst parenting I've seen since my daddy figured out which end of the belt hurt worse, get her nervous system deactivated in a single attack. We are surrounded by beings that would eat you alive, and some would even enjoy it."
From between them, she drew her revolver and fired, right in the head of this random dude she printed out and put on a wall. "This is our greatest strength, our adaptability, our numbers, and our sheer fucking firepower. Pick up those guns, aim, and practice firing."
The guns were empty, this was merely her looking at their form as the revolver fell to her side.
Eliza had set this up in a short amount of time, two particular students in mind as she did so. They'd already been in the field and if she knew the Captain, they'd be called upon again for more work. Useful people were relied on, that's how it worked. And thanks to the Captain, she'd made it so they had to show up at the appointed time.
Shes stood in the center of the room, at attention, a dark half cape over one shoulder and her sidearms visible. Music was bumping, the sounds of aggressive synthetic metal confined to the storage room.
Maksim walked past the room before doing a double-take and slowly walking back to the doorway. This was...not what he had in mind for a gun range, but he applauded the effort. He coughed a few times, having just gotten back from his smoke break, and waved at Eliza, who looked just as intimidating as ever with the music in the background.
"Ah, sorry, I wasn't sure if this was the place to meet. Hello, Capta-I mean, Eliza."
"Welcome Makky," Eliza said with a smirk. "Stand in front of a crate," she said, gesturing to the two crates a few yards from the wall with the targets, "and get used to the feel of the gun. It's not loaded, because I can't trust y'all yet. Fucken nerd."
"Oh, uh, I actually do know how to use a gun," Maksim said. "Not as well as a soldier, but I did a bit of mandatory training a few years ago." He shuffled over to one of the crates.
Benjamin could hear the music from down the corridor as he emerged from his quarters. He had been unsure of what to wear, and so had opted for a pair of cargo trousers and a hand-knitted grey jumper that seemed to be riddled with holes. There was also a few cat hairs apparent on the jumper that Benjamin had not seemed to notice.
The Dutch-heritage man cleared his throat and bounced on the balls of his feet once or twice. "I uh... I shot a... b-bird. Once," he nodded, adding his experience with guns to Maksim's admission that he had undergone some form of basic firearms training. "O-oh... and the uh... m-m-military training... s-stuff. B-B-But that was... uh... only a... d-day."
Maksim smiled at Benjamin as he entered the room, but he was a bit perplexed at what the German wore. Maksim himself had gone with his regular workout clothes, assuming that Eliza would make them work hard.
"A single day?" Eliza scoffed, walking towards the two hapless nerds. She stood before them, narrowed eyes staring at the two of them with a striking severeness. "A single day to learn to protect yourself, Benny? As least the Ruskies train their nerds right, if only to feed them to the ice monsters!" She paced around them, still watching them as she stepped, sure of her footing.
"When I was young, my Uncle handed me a sidearm and asked me to watch his back while he hunted. We stalked a creature for a dozen yards, and he killed it with his own weapon. The sound brought upon us a swarm of mosquitos, but oh Earth bois, sweet naive Earth bois, these mosquitos were the size of small dogs. And I fought tooth and nail that day to survive. My Uncle said I was a damn good warrior." she stood directly in front of Benjamin now, looking down at him. "Good news, Earthling, I'm gonna turn you into a warrior."
She moved behind them now, pointing to the crates before them. "Put on the ear muffs, so all you can hear is my sweet sultry voice and not the eardrum splattering sound of good old American firearms. NOW." She commanded.
Maksim was about to make a remark about how he was from Kitezh, not Earth, but he put that aside and threw on the ear muffs as soon as she barked the order.
"That uh... s-sounds in... uh... intense," Benjamin stammered. Perhaps Elizabeth had some unresolved trauma from this incident. Yes, that seemed likely. Perhaps she needed therapy. Benjamin mulled over these options before fitting the ear muffs to his head and goofily affording Maksim and Elizabeth a thumbs up. "I am uh... muffed... up," Benjamin said, freaking out a little at his muffled voice. It felt like the one time he had gotten glue ear from swimming too much. That had hurt a lot.
"It was awesome," came the voice of Eliza. She had put on a headset herself, speaking into the microphone so they could hear the dulcet tones of their newest drill instructor. "It was so awesome, I dedicated my life to keeping me and my others safe. My life is to keep y'all safe, and this is step one, evetnually making sure I don't have to babysit you for 24 seven."
She was standing behind them, one hand on a shoulder each. "The spiders might not be evil right now, but you know what this means? The deck is stacked against us. Aos Si, the elves. They might be hot, but they're also faster and stronger than the average human. The fucking Bio-furries? Daqin? They swap body parts for fun and they think you're inferior. Just in general. The Chongwu? I know a few, nice people, once they're free of their masters bidding. I once saw a woman get her damn organs eaten, in the middle of combat, by a big ass dog dude."
The hands on their shoulders tightened, as she continued, "Now, we got big ass spiders. I seen a little girl, freshly freed from the worst parenting I've seen since my daddy figured out which end of the belt hurt worse, get her nervous system deactivated in a single attack. We are surrounded by beings that would eat you alive, and some would even enjoy it."
From between them, she drew her revolver and fired, right in the head of this random dude she printed out and put on a wall. "This is our greatest strength, our adaptability, our numbers, and our sheer fucking firepower. Pick up those guns, aim, and practice firing."
The guns were empty, this was merely her looking at their form as the revolver fell to her side.